lr64
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If you drive in big circles at the Brickyard, you'll probably run into something. Not that I wouldn't prefer a road course to a rectangle with rounded corners.
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
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I love these Alien Dad Jokes! I've been seeing them on Snapchat, now here!\
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Did you hear about the non-binary prospector?
Found a lot of gold in them/their hills.
Found a lot of gold in them/their hills.
I think when you go in, you're Russian.
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And when you leave, you're Finnish...
Where do fish go on vacation?
Finland!
Finland!
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The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
I got the job at Old Macdonald's Farm.
I'm the new CIEIO.
I'm the new CIEIO.
Apparently Elon Musk is opening a chain of breakfast restaurants, Bacon ‘n’ X.
A King and a Queen go into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're under 21".
The bartender says "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're under 21".
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ljwilley
I’m pretty sure it will work…
About 2 or 3 years ago I was in Hawaii about to go on a deep sea fishing trip. It's the middle of the summer, in Hawaii, we are by the ocean, and my dad's phone starts playing frosty the snowman. It WOULD NOT STOP. We closed all the tabs, but frosty the snowman just kept playing. My dad had to restart his phone for the music to finally stop. About the weirdest think that I have ever seen a phone do.
I would have thrown that infernal gadget in the water! Goodbye forever! But with my luck, also get a ticket for littering.
What continent has the cutest animals?
Awwwww-stralia.
Awwwww-stralia.
Sounds like dad was pulling your leg!
I like him! Like maybe that was a specific caller ring tone? Was everyone present when that happened? Just sayin'?
ljwilley
I’m pretty sure it will work…
I know it seems that way, and that's what me and my sister thought at first, but then we realized it wasn't a trick and it wasn't very funny anymore...Sounds like dad was pulling your leg!
Just creepy. So no, it was not my dad pulling my leg. If it was a ringtone, clearing out the tabs on the phone would have taken care of that. But yes, my dad is a funny guy!
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