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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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A: A conversation.
Here is a question from a teacher, to an older man. More than a one liner, but with back story.
A 10 year old boy, takes his grandfather to school for story time. His grandfather happened to be an ace in WWI.
His grandfather started to tell a story about; One day 10 Fokkers swooped down on me from above.
I was by myself, but I managed to shoot everyone one of those Fokkers down. So I became an ACE
The teacher ask the old man, is Fokker a kind of airplane?
The grandfather said, yes.
But these Fokers were Messerschmitts.
A 10 year old boy, takes his grandfather to school for story time. His grandfather happened to be an ace in WWI.
His grandfather started to tell a story about; One day 10 Fokkers swooped down on me from above.
I was by myself, but I managed to shoot everyone one of those Fokkers down. So I became an ACE
The teacher ask the old man, is Fokker a kind of airplane?
The grandfather said, yes.
But these Fokers were Messerschmitts.
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