I built my TLP Krypton and generously gave AP offerings in the campfire to appease the pagan rocket gods. I launched it many times and it eventually landed in the lake. I must have angered a wind gust diety. The Krypton floated like a duck, so it must have been made of wood. Now I must burn the Ruskie witch! Such are the ways of science.
So now being certified and knowledgeable in ways of science I can bring my own scale to the launch. All my big bullet proofed birds will fly. 125g motor propellant and 1500g total weight settings always come back underweight! Fair, just, beautiful and confident is the rocket science aristocracy. Dressed in shimmering samite with parachutes to match, so cool!